uglyqt:
i feel like when i’m done with tumblr i won’t delete i’ll just let my blog sit here and then like years later i’ll come on and if anyone is still following me i’ll be like “yooooo guys look i’m grown up! look these are my KIDS! i own a fucking house damn son”
(via bandommonster)
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow
